- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

this website even though its hilarious.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

This is my favorite antijoke.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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