WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Womens rights.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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