Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

I? Everett

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

This is a joke.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Anti Joke

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