- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

You bumder!

sky's sty

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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