- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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