- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

My cat just died.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

roses are red violets should be purple

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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