- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

My cat just died.

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