- Anti Joke

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

penis haha

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.