- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Women's rights...

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Praise Paisley

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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