. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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