- Anti Joke

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"