- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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