Justin Bieber.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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