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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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