have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Chicken

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A man died.

Your sex life.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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