- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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