- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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