a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Rebecca Black.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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