- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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