What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

women's rights

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Face Hunter is scum

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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