Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

haha Otarts was here

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...