Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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