- Anti Joke

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!