- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

you know whats not funny white boards.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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