Your mom

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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