- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Women's Rights..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

why are balck people black because they are

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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