whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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which one is easiest

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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