- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

this is stupid .... yep

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What if I told you.....potatoe

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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