God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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