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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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