- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Your mom went to college

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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