Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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