- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

This sentence is a lie.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What? Yes.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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