What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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I'm HIV positive.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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knock,knock you suck

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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