- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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