Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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