George Bush.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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