- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Turkeys are obese

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Wigan.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Your Mum is soo fat.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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