- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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