- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's funnier than 68 69

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

hi dave

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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