- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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