What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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