What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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