- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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