- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

You know whats funny Aids

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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