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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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