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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Smelly Indians.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Ebola

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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