Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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