- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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