Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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