- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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