Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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