Why was the gay guy sad?

Massie is a fatass

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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