What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Latvia isn't a joke

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

i killed my family

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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