- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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