why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Face Hunter is scum

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Half life 3 confirmed

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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