- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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