What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

I wrote a funny joke.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Sex education in Texas.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

hiya

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

whats white and sticky glue

You know what's funny? Rape

my wife out of the kitchen

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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