- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

1+2 = 6

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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