What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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who is awesome? no one...

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Terraria

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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