What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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KILL WHITEY

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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