- Anti Joke

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

The latter three thousand pages of this website.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS