- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

White men's rights

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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