Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

A dog was barking at a tree

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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