Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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haha black people :D

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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