honest politician

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Terraria

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Women's rights.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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