- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

A sober Irish individual.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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