- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

why dont they make black forks

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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