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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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