- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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