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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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