- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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