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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What's green and blue? yellow

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

drugs.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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