Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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