- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Me Neither.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

cats are pussies

Your mom is so nice.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Two planes walk into an office building

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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