Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A child walks into a classroom.

test

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

joke under this line wins _________________________

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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