What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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