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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Womens basketball

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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