- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the dog die? He was old

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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