- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

This sentence is a lie.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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