- Anti Joke

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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