Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Where's the soap?

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

rocky is here again.......................

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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