- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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