Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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A seal walks into a club.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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