Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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