Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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JUST KIDDING^

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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hola said the chinese man

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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