What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Maths.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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