- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??