im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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