Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

no pun intended

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What did death say to life? Go die

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...