Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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