- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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