Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

all your base are belong to mark

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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